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Lindsay Lohan is Still Amazing of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is wearing some see through outfit craziness and I like it…sure it is not quite enough battered, ravaged, damaged, destroyed, scared and scarred, atrophied, thick skinned, cold, dead,...

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Lily Donaldson’s Showing Some Leg for Fashion of the Day

Lily Donaldson is a model and she’s showing some leg…I have no idea whyI am posting thee pictures cuz I like models and more importantly, I like fucking models. Sure she’s been BEEN HOTTER IN PICS ON...

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Olivia Wilde in Her Bra and Panties for Butter of the Day

Olivia Wilde Cockburn and not because I’m jerking off to her average at best look so hard my cockburns…or because in efforts to get herself famous she ended up getting scabs up on her pussy…cuz...

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Celine Dion Hot for V Magazine of the Day

The hottest thing about Celine Dion is that she fucked her way to the top….but more importantly when she fucked her way to the top she was 14 and it was with her old married neighbor who took her in,...

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Irina Shayk in Some Lingerie and Bikinis of the Day

Irina Shayk always looks amazing…I wonder if it has to do with some communist superhero genetic modification experiments that took place during the cold war, back when they were seeking world...

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LeAnn Rimes in Some Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

I love fake Christians…who are actually hookers….who never really cared for their shitty fans or the God they all worship…but who didn’t mind being a figurehead to tap into that wholesome market before...

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LeAnn Rimes in More Bikinis for Twitter of the DAy

The body of a stripper with the face of a fucking monster….I think this Christian brain trickster did more than just sell her soul to the devil when deciding to drop Jesus music for her Jesus loving...

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Bar Refaeli Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I am not a fan of Bar Refaeli….and it is not cuz I am an anti-semite who likes watching World War II movies to see the Jews die…it is because she seems like a spoiled fucking cunt, unrelated to her...

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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Miranda Kerr is awesome…..even if Victoria’s Secret shoots are boring as fuck…you know as boring as half naked Miranda Kerr can be…which apparently is not all that boring since this inspires me to...

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Some Strategic Topless Photoshoot of the Day

This Alessandra Ambrosio shoot is fucking boring….but I am posting it cuz she’s topless but more importantly cuz I have nothing else to do…. Sure this is barely fucking topless, and even calling it...

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Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty...

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Bar Refaeli Fat Back in a Bikini of the Day

Like the pig of a woman I just saw buy a chocolate bar…Bar Refaeli is thick….but her bathing suit is riding up her pretty thick ass cheeks that as far as I am concerned look boxy and square as...

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Heidi Klum Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Most guys hate knowing a girl banged a black guy….possibly cuz they are racist…or maybe cuz they fear competiting with their athleticism and rumored huge penis….because I have never met a white guy…not...

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Miley Cyrus Tits with Animals of the Day

My second favorite person on Facebook wrote this today: Subway Preacher “The Bible said; women who lay with an animal like she lays with a man should b put to death.” Well good thing I like my pussy...

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Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot,...

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Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided...

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Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

People used to get so mad at me when I would shit on Kim Kardashian…by calling her fat or disgusting or the pleasant and appealing color of feces…which is only fitting because she is fucking human...

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Aly Michalka in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Aly Michalka Aly Michalka is some Disney chick who learned the importance of tits at a young age when the Diseny Execs were making her pose sex for them as they masturbated…..and has since gone one to...

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Panty Flash of the Day

Why so serious Jennifer Love? I like my panty flashing pics to have more spunk and personality, maybe a smile, or grin…not defeatest, broken, damaged girls with baggage, pulling one last trick to get...

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Terry Richardson’s Topless Lady Gaga Pic of the Day

Gaga is disgusting…but what is even more disgusting that her face…is that I would totally have sex with her…without a condom…hoping my sperm stuck and that we could spend a happy life together where I...

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